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She hates me….but…. she can’t hate me up to that limit beyond which I love her.

Loving someone is madness ! I am HAPPY when people call me MAD.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.

Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story

I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!

I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.

When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.

Send me game request and Win Free “Unfriend” .. 😛

I guess actions Speak Everything….. Not a Facebook Status!!!

On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. 😀

The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to “.JPEG”

When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don’t put pressure on yourself….you may Shit.

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it….

“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! 😐 😉

Relationship now a days…. start wid poking And… end wid blocking :p 🙂

One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. 😀 😛

Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p 😀

That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/

Dear Facebook..! Plz change your “What’s on your mind” to “Copied..??…Now Paste Here”! 😛 😛 :P:P

People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute 🙂

When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

“Success” all depends on the second letter.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

You and me make a wonderful WE

Love is blind but loving people is not made ????

Born to express not to impress.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows

’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

We fall in love by chance and stay in love by choice.

The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling to stop the tears from falling.

Life is too short to stress yourself over people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.

Pyaar chicken pox ki tarah hai Jab tak ek baar hota nahi aapki body uske against immune nahi hoti.

From a loud cry to a silent one, We all grew up

When you walk into a family function, every person you come across is a ‘People you may know’ notification.

I am a #CooL_girl..:-) but #globel_warming made me.. #HoT..:-* B-).B-).;-).;-)

Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

My style is unique don’t copy it!

Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, and I’ll break your face.

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

Laughter is good medicine but if laughing without reason then you need medicine

You know you’re getting old when the guys from the “cialis” commercials are starting to look hot.

I can’t think of anything because I always thinking about your everything.

Admit it, sometimes even when their crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you.

Happiness is positive thinking enjoying the little things appreciating what you have and realizing it is a choice you can make today.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m a little tired of solving them for you.

Never judge a book by it’s cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story. And at the end of the day I know I did the best I could do The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.

Never settle for less when you KNOW you deserve the BEST..

Remember… every thing in life is a Choice, and every Choice comes with a Consequence, whether good or bad, Stop and think before you Choose your Consequence!

Sooner or later it wont all be about looks anymore, it will be about whats inside, trust, loyalty and honesty and finding true happiness.

Life is meant to be lived by facing the challenges it brings.

The word “HATERS” begins with the word “HA” for a reason.

Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had

The person who can find sorrow behind your smile… words behind your silence and love behind your anger, is the person who can hold you forever.

View life as a continuous learning experience.

Never put your happiness in someone elses hands.

The best thing in life is doing what people say you can’t do.

One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and wants to be a part of all the craziness ..

Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you..

Good things come in good time.

The best feeling in the world is when you KNOW your heart is smiling..

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

  • borvestinkral


    I love it when people come together and share opinions, great blog, keep it up.

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