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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

Silence is a source of great strength.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.

Listening to the sweet sound of music.

Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.

The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

If you can;t convince them, confuse them.

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

Everybody don’t have to like you.. & You don’t have to Care.

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.

I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true….

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

Read books instead of reading my status!

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

Don’t get a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ????

LOVE. HAPPINESS. FRIENDSHIP. Which part of my life are you?

Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2016. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-

11:10…One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12… SERIOUSLY!?! .. cool whatsapp status

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

The soul that is within me no man can degrade.

A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

Perhaps I am stronger than I think.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Every burden is a blessing.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Education is the movement from darkness to light.

Courage is grace under pressure.

One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING

I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today

I am not lucky. I am blessed.

Service is the rent we pay to live

Every burden is a blessing for me.

There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.

A man is great by Deeds, not by birth

If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.

Share your Intentions not your Identity.

Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.

Dream more while you are awake.

I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )

I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.

Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat

Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.

Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.

Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.

I love my job when i am on vacations.

The lottery is a myth.

Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.

You are never too old to chase your dreams.

Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise

I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH

Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!

For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.

Money won’t work until you work for money.

Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!

My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in
the exam hall. LOL

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.

Last day of exam is always best day of the month.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

Study for interest not for making interest.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.

My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2016 )


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